Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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