I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
