hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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