if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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