Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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