He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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