Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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