I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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