Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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