did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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