handjob tips. give me some.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
this boner is exhausting
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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