I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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