i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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