No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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