David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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