A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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