So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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