At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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