I'm so fucking centered right now
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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