What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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