I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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