you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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