...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Shame - the story of my life.
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