So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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