I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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