I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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