It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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