how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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