So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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