it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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