What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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