Fuck appropriateness.
it was like eating out sand paper
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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