its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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