Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
