Please, let me fuck your mom
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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