i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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