That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ugly people sure do ruin things
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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