White coat. Heels.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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