Porn is love you can see.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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