how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I can't turn off my feet"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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