You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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