is this the sara with the beer cane?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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