So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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