I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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