awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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