Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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