i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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