Do you still have your period?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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