I want to have your abortion
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I party with great urgency now.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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