her vagine was all disorganized.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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